1 00:00:25,876 --> 00:00:27,209 If I were you, 2 00:00:28,501 --> 00:00:30,876 I could love you like I love myself. 3 00:00:32,375 --> 00:00:33,375 But am I you? 4 00:00:34,167 --> 00:00:35,292 No. 5 00:00:35,918 --> 00:00:37,834 That's why I don't love you. 6 00:00:39,792 --> 00:00:42,542 If I had a yacht, 7 00:00:42,709 --> 00:00:44,375 I could tour around the world. 8 00:00:44,375 --> 00:00:46,000 Do I have a yacht? 9 00:00:46,125 --> 00:00:48,542 No, that's why I could forget this idea, 10 00:00:48,667 --> 00:00:51,459 before I wake up from my dream. 11 00:00:52,167 --> 00:00:55,167 If I weren't a stutterer, 12 00:00:55,876 --> 00:00:57,209 I could be a DJ. 13 00:00:58,626 --> 00:00:59,834 Am I a stutterer? 14 00:01:00,542 --> 00:01:02,626 Yes, that's why 15 00:01:02,876 --> 00:01:06,250 I could only be a substitute DJ with a little stutter. 16 00:01:15,501 --> 00:01:19,501 I love vintage red wine. 17 00:01:20,083 --> 00:01:24,417 The red is full of glow, 18 00:01:24,417 --> 00:01:26,459 transparent and alluring. 19 00:01:26,667 --> 00:01:30,959 Gently swirl it inside a wine glass, 20 00:01:31,042 --> 00:01:33,792 let it fully blends with air, 21 00:01:34,501 --> 00:01:37,626 to release its full aroma. 22 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:43,918 Take a sip and roll it around, 23 00:01:44,167 --> 00:01:46,542 let your palate feel the body... 24 00:01:47,125 --> 00:01:51,501 and smoothness of the wine. 25 00:01:55,501 --> 00:01:56,667 And for the finish, 26 00:01:57,751 --> 00:01:59,918 let it gently slips down your throat, 27 00:02:02,042 --> 00:02:04,626 enjoy its lingering aftertaste. 28 00:02:16,584 --> 00:02:17,542 Waiter, 29 00:02:17,542 --> 00:02:19,417 bring out your best red wine. 30 00:02:37,417 --> 00:02:39,417 Aren't you afraid your wife might check your calls? 31 00:02:39,417 --> 00:02:41,209 Stop calling me. 32 00:02:41,209 --> 00:02:42,667 Locate me if you can, 33 00:02:42,667 --> 00:02:44,334 and I'll be your mistress. 34 00:02:50,083 --> 00:02:51,501 Where are you going, miss? 35 00:02:51,501 --> 00:02:53,292 I haven't decided, heading north. 36 00:02:53,292 --> 00:02:54,459 Do we have tickets to the north? 37 00:02:54,459 --> 00:02:55,584 Yes, as north as Mohe. 38 00:02:55,584 --> 00:02:56,918 Miss, do you reckon Mohe will do? 39 00:02:56,918 --> 00:02:58,292 It's the north pole beyond that. 40 00:03:01,334 --> 00:03:03,125 It's too arid in the north, 41 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:05,000 the south is better. 42 00:03:06,626 --> 00:03:08,751 Just name your destination, miss. 43 00:03:08,751 --> 00:03:11,083 You sound very confident. 44 00:03:13,167 --> 00:03:15,334 I'm heading anywhere you go, miss. 45 00:03:15,626 --> 00:03:16,667 Head to the police station with me. 46 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:18,584 Freeze, don't run. 47 00:03:18,584 --> 00:03:19,751 Don't run. 48 00:03:28,417 --> 00:03:31,334 Officer, could you sell me a ticket? 49 00:03:31,334 --> 00:03:32,626 No. Wait. 50 00:03:33,459 --> 00:03:36,292 I knew you wouldn't agree. 51 00:03:36,375 --> 00:03:37,334 You look like an upright man, 52 00:03:37,334 --> 00:03:38,792 I could tell you're a man of principles. 53 00:03:38,792 --> 00:03:40,125 Enough already... 54 00:03:42,751 --> 00:03:46,375 Why don't you let me just pick one? 55 00:04:21,918 --> 00:04:24,125 Everyone has his hobbies. 56 00:04:24,542 --> 00:04:26,542 I love to trick conmen. 57 00:04:26,542 --> 00:04:27,876 Like what I'm doing now. 58 00:04:27,876 --> 00:04:30,959 Eat up, it's fine. Eat up. 59 00:04:30,959 --> 00:04:32,292 I'll buy you more if there's not enough. 60 00:05:52,709 --> 00:05:53,751 Nuts. 61 00:05:55,584 --> 00:05:56,876 As you can see, 62 00:05:56,876 --> 00:05:59,667 this is my other hobby. 63 00:05:59,667 --> 00:06:01,209 I'm a bit of a playboy. 64 00:06:22,792 --> 00:06:24,209 Good evening, you're now... 65 00:06:24,209 --> 00:06:26,959 listening to Transparent City, 66 00:06:26,959 --> 00:06:28,459 music channel on FM96.8. 67 00:06:28,459 --> 00:06:31,000 I'm Shan Min, substitute DJ. 68 00:06:35,375 --> 00:06:37,209 According to experts' pre...dictions, 69 00:06:37,209 --> 00:06:38,792 the strongest solar storm... 70 00:06:38,792 --> 00:06:40,709 in a century will happen soon, 71 00:06:40,709 --> 00:06:42,417 with a level reaching 9. 72 00:06:42,417 --> 00:06:46,417 But we don't need to pay much attention, 73 00:06:47,667 --> 00:06:49,000 as it doesn't concern our lives. 74 00:06:49,250 --> 00:06:51,042 Let's get back into business. 75 00:07:01,125 --> 00:07:02,792 In a few hours, 76 00:07:02,792 --> 00:07:06,834 nature will bring the biggest power I've been waiting for so long. 77 00:07:06,834 --> 00:07:11,209 And I could save this loveless world. 78 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:05,959 Shan Min, 79 00:08:07,083 --> 00:08:08,292 still sleeping? 80 00:08:10,250 --> 00:08:11,709 It's almost lunch time. 81 00:08:20,125 --> 00:08:22,751 You lazy bone, come on. 82 00:08:22,751 --> 00:08:24,125 What a mess. 83 00:08:25,709 --> 00:08:28,167 Mom has found you several ladies, look. 84 00:08:31,876 --> 00:08:33,083 26 years old. 85 00:08:33,709 --> 00:08:34,709 Nice figure. 86 00:08:35,542 --> 00:08:38,292 This one is 22, 87 00:08:38,292 --> 00:08:39,751 kindergarten teacher, 88 00:08:41,626 --> 00:08:44,334 young and energetic. 89 00:08:45,334 --> 00:08:46,626 Pretty face. 90 00:08:46,626 --> 00:08:47,792 This one is 28, 91 00:08:47,792 --> 00:08:48,918 a lawyer, 92 00:08:48,918 --> 00:08:50,167 a post-graduate, 93 00:08:50,167 --> 00:08:51,542 property agent, 94 00:08:51,542 --> 00:08:53,250 mature and down-to-earth, 95 00:08:53,250 --> 00:08:56,042 from a well off family. 96 00:08:56,501 --> 00:08:59,542 I could work ten years less. 97 00:09:01,751 --> 00:09:03,626 Tell me what you want. 98 00:09:03,626 --> 00:09:04,834 Can I have them all? 99 00:09:23,167 --> 00:09:25,167 Pretty lady, can I buy you a drink? 100 00:09:26,959 --> 00:09:29,250 Good evening, you're now listening to... 101 00:09:29,250 --> 00:09:32,292 Transparent City, music channel on FM96.8. 102 00:09:32,292 --> 00:09:35,167 I'm Shan Min, I've always liked... 103 00:09:35,167 --> 00:09:38,042 a quote by Eileen Chang. 104 00:09:38,042 --> 00:09:41,834 Meeting someone among millions of people, 105 00:09:41,834 --> 00:09:44,751 within millions of years. In the wilderness of the boundless time, 106 00:09:44,751 --> 00:09:47,250 not a moment too soon or too late, 107 00:09:47,250 --> 00:09:50,876 a chance meeting. You could only gently utter, 108 00:09:50,876 --> 00:09:52,375 Here I am. 109 00:09:53,709 --> 00:09:57,042 Alright, here's today's script. 110 00:10:04,584 --> 00:10:05,751 Drink up... 111 00:10:05,751 --> 00:10:06,959 Again... 112 00:10:57,918 --> 00:11:00,542 You should listen to our competitor's broadcasts, 113 00:11:00,542 --> 00:11:02,417 learn from their good experience. 114 00:11:09,876 --> 00:11:12,334 You could only win, if you know yourself and your enemy. 115 00:11:13,626 --> 00:11:15,167 This meeting ends. 116 00:11:17,083 --> 00:11:18,792 Shan Min, wait up. 117 00:11:19,918 --> 00:11:21,000 What's up, pal? 118 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:22,209 Tell me of your sorrows, 119 00:11:22,876 --> 00:11:24,501 so that we could have a laugh. 120 00:11:25,626 --> 00:11:26,584 You're down a size. 121 00:11:26,834 --> 00:11:27,709 Really? 122 00:11:29,167 --> 00:11:30,459 Your clothes are down a size. 123 00:11:31,918 --> 00:11:32,918 Darn. 124 00:11:34,667 --> 00:11:36,375 Where are you off to? Head home to sleep? 125 00:11:36,375 --> 00:11:38,667 Leave me alone, I need to work on the script. 126 00:11:38,667 --> 00:11:40,334 Not now, I need a favour. 127 00:11:40,334 --> 00:11:41,834 I chatted up a girl on the net, 128 00:11:41,834 --> 00:11:43,167 but I used your picture. 129 00:11:43,751 --> 00:11:45,042 My picture? 130 00:11:45,584 --> 00:11:47,000 We must live honestly. 131 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:48,959 You won't succeed, 132 00:11:48,959 --> 00:11:50,167 with your dirty little tricks. 133 00:11:50,792 --> 00:11:54,042 I believe love conquers all. 134 00:11:54,042 --> 00:11:56,083 Only steamed buns conquer all. 135 00:11:56,792 --> 00:11:58,417 Nonsense. 136 00:11:59,083 --> 00:12:01,209 I'll let you substitute tonight, ok? 137 00:12:01,667 --> 00:12:02,667 You should have said that earlier. 138 00:12:02,667 --> 00:12:05,584 I've always wanted to see how legendary love is. 139 00:12:05,584 --> 00:12:07,542 Let me be clear, 140 00:12:07,542 --> 00:12:10,626 you must leave after you've cleared it up, 141 00:12:10,626 --> 00:12:12,292 don't try anything else. 142 00:12:12,459 --> 00:12:16,042 That depends on how she looks. 143 00:12:16,125 --> 00:12:18,918 Don't, I've put in some effort. 144 00:12:19,042 --> 00:12:21,792 No worries, what kind of person you take me for? 00:12:21:22 00:12:22:22 145 00:12:35,667 --> 00:12:37,083 You were too vicious. 146 00:12:37,083 --> 00:12:39,417 Six stitches, hospitalized for 7 days. 147 00:12:39,417 --> 00:12:41,918 I spent RMB 3000 on medical expenses. 148 00:12:41,918 --> 00:12:43,834 Don't blame me for your own wrong doings. 149 00:12:43,834 --> 00:12:44,959 Just shut up. 150 00:12:46,709 --> 00:12:47,834 That's her. 151 00:13:01,792 --> 00:13:04,542 Looks like it's not just odd-balls on the net. 152 00:13:07,876 --> 00:13:09,584 Hello, I'm Xiaoai. 153 00:13:11,375 --> 00:13:12,792 Hello, I'm Shan Min. 154 00:13:16,876 --> 00:13:18,250 Don't tell me. 155 00:13:18,250 --> 00:13:23,334 You're egoistic, live by your feelings, 156 00:13:24,250 --> 00:13:26,083 don't care much about others, 157 00:13:26,083 --> 00:13:27,751 rather stubborn, 158 00:13:27,876 --> 00:13:29,959 often offend others with your words. 159 00:13:30,083 --> 00:13:31,417 Does that include the females? 160 00:13:32,542 --> 00:13:36,501 When we shook hands, your palm was slightly wet, 161 00:13:36,584 --> 00:13:38,375 your handshake was 162 00:13:38,375 --> 00:13:40,042 light and quick. 163 00:13:50,876 --> 00:13:51,626 Darn. 164 00:13:51,626 --> 00:13:52,751 As long as there's a mobile signal, 165 00:13:52,751 --> 00:13:54,250 I could locate anyone. 166 00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:56,626 Look up your mom, see if she'll beat you. 167 00:13:57,792 --> 00:14:01,375 You can take my money, but not my love. 168 00:14:01,375 --> 00:14:02,501 What if I do? 169 00:14:02,501 --> 00:14:05,292 Are you worried about her or your medical fees? 170 00:14:09,667 --> 00:14:13,250 You must clear this up today. 171 00:14:13,375 --> 00:14:14,709 I'm done talking to you. 172 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:19,125 What's your problem? 173 00:14:21,334 --> 00:14:22,292 What's wrong with you? 174 00:14:22,292 --> 00:14:23,334 Let go of me. 175 00:14:23,334 --> 00:14:24,459 Don't run. 176 00:14:27,584 --> 00:14:29,083 What's wrong with you? 177 00:14:29,375 --> 00:14:30,626 Stand still... 178 00:14:31,417 --> 00:14:32,334 Let go of me. 179 00:14:35,709 --> 00:14:39,417 My umbrella... 180 00:15:10,292 --> 00:15:11,209 Run! Shan Min. 181 00:15:20,167 --> 00:15:21,250 Wait up! 182 00:15:57,501 --> 00:15:58,709 What's wrong with me? 183 00:16:00,751 --> 00:16:01,834 How come I've these? 184 00:16:02,209 --> 00:16:03,501 Why am I standing across? 00:16:21:12 00:16:22:16 185 00:16:28,250 --> 00:16:29,501 Why are you hitting a woman? 186 00:16:29,501 --> 00:16:30,709 Stop it now! 187 00:16:33,542 --> 00:16:36,959 Tell me, your name, occupation, address. 188 00:16:38,876 --> 00:16:41,918 Zhao Weiguo, cab driver. 189 00:16:41,918 --> 00:16:43,792 I live at No. 52, Hongqi Alley. 190 00:16:43,792 --> 00:16:45,876 I'm a good Samaritan. 191 00:16:45,876 --> 00:16:46,959 Who could prove it? 192 00:16:47,667 --> 00:16:48,667 They're a couple fighting. 193 00:16:48,667 --> 00:16:49,751 Why did you interrupt? 194 00:16:49,751 --> 00:16:51,751 Why can't you just believe me? 195 00:16:51,751 --> 00:16:54,417 Then who could prove they're a couple? 196 00:16:55,584 --> 00:16:58,792 Is that right? Stop flirting here. 197 00:16:58,792 --> 00:17:00,000 Hurry and head home. 198 00:17:20,792 --> 00:17:21,792 What's wrong? 199 00:17:21,792 --> 00:17:23,250 I need you to call someone. 200 00:17:23,250 --> 00:17:24,250 Why? 201 00:17:24,250 --> 00:17:26,250 I'm supposed to be filling in for someone at work tonight. 202 00:17:26,250 --> 00:17:27,626 How could I go now? 203 00:17:29,417 --> 00:17:31,792 You brat... 204 00:17:32,667 --> 00:17:34,167 Is that how you treat a friend? 205 00:17:35,542 --> 00:17:36,792 Your colleague's yelling at you. 206 00:17:36,959 --> 00:17:38,083 Tell him to go to work himself. 207 00:17:38,083 --> 00:17:39,042 I'll explain to him later. 208 00:17:40,459 --> 00:17:41,375 He said he'll explain later, 209 00:17:41,375 --> 00:17:42,709 just go to work yourself. 210 00:17:42,709 --> 00:17:43,667 What was that? 211 00:17:50,334 --> 00:17:51,209 Who is he? 212 00:17:51,209 --> 00:17:52,959 He's me. 213 00:17:52,959 --> 00:17:55,042 You! Give me the phone. 214 00:17:55,042 --> 00:17:56,209 What a mess. 215 00:17:56,209 --> 00:17:57,125 Why are you so stupid? 00:17:58:04 00:17:59:01 216 00:18:09,417 --> 00:18:10,375 What are you doing? 217 00:18:10,375 --> 00:18:11,292 I need the loo. 218 00:18:45,876 --> 00:18:50,959 There're many types of friends, those who'd help you, 219 00:18:51,667 --> 00:18:53,876 and those who'd hurt you. 220 00:18:54,792 --> 00:18:56,626 And now, the song Friends. 221 00:19:00,667 --> 00:19:03,584 This is bad, I can't pick up girls anymore. 222 00:19:05,209 --> 00:19:07,918 He's a speaker salesman? 223 00:19:11,876 --> 00:19:13,959 I guess what happened to us 224 00:19:14,792 --> 00:19:16,375 was due to the thunder struck. 225 00:19:21,542 --> 00:19:22,876 Are you listening? 226 00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:29,000 Where are you off to? 227 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:29,876 It's none of your business. 228 00:19:29,876 --> 00:19:31,501 None of my business? 229 00:19:31,501 --> 00:19:34,083 You're taking off in my body. 230 00:19:34,083 --> 00:19:35,834 It's all your fault. 231 00:19:36,250 --> 00:19:37,209 Listen, 232 00:19:37,209 --> 00:19:38,250 if we can't swap back, 233 00:19:38,250 --> 00:19:39,042 no one is going anywhere. 234 00:19:39,042 --> 00:19:41,042 How to swap back? Getting struck by thunder once more? 235 00:19:41,042 --> 00:19:42,709 I need to grab my luggage first. 236 00:19:42,709 --> 00:19:43,626 I don't care. 237 00:19:44,751 --> 00:19:46,918 We must think of something to swap back. 238 00:19:58,334 --> 00:20:00,792 It's easier to undo someone else's, 239 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:03,000 but not when I'm wearing it... 240 00:20:04,667 --> 00:20:05,709 Don't take it off. 241 00:20:07,918 --> 00:20:10,042 I don't trust you, I must sleep with you. 242 00:20:10,292 --> 00:20:12,876 I don't trust you to sleep with me. 243 00:20:41,042 --> 00:20:42,083 Where does it hurt? 244 00:20:43,959 --> 00:20:45,918 Here...and there... 245 00:20:45,918 --> 00:20:47,501 Don't touch! 246 00:20:47,501 --> 00:20:49,292 Don't touch, you dirty man. 247 00:21:45,792 --> 00:21:49,542 It's raining, how come there's a fire? 248 00:21:49,542 --> 00:21:51,042 Fire engine's out. 249 00:21:52,834 --> 00:21:56,667 Stupid, they're here to fill up the water tank. 250 00:21:56,667 --> 00:21:57,709 You don't even know that. 251 00:21:59,792 --> 00:22:02,584 Do you reckon there will be a thunder? 252 00:22:04,167 --> 00:22:05,959 You need to wait for the thunder. 253 00:22:08,459 --> 00:22:09,584 Very well. 254 00:22:10,792 --> 00:22:13,292 Sixty cents each. 255 00:22:15,292 --> 00:22:16,542 What do you mean? 256 00:22:17,626 --> 00:22:20,042 A dollar twenty cents. (Let's be together). 00:00:00:00 00:00:00:00 257 00:22:36,626 --> 00:22:40,876 I get everything you're saying, must be hard on you. 258 00:22:42,334 --> 00:22:45,584 Do you want to go back being a woman? 259 00:22:47,375 --> 00:22:50,125 No rush it's not a big problem. 260 00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:56,375 You want to go back being a man? 261 00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:59,584 For sure. 262 00:23:05,125 --> 00:23:06,459 Mental institute? 263 00:23:08,209 --> 00:23:11,667 Stop them... 264 00:23:22,167 --> 00:23:23,876 I've a flu. 265 00:23:25,209 --> 00:23:26,709 Can you cover for me at work? 266 00:23:27,584 --> 00:23:28,751 Picking up the kids. 267 00:23:29,209 --> 00:23:30,334 Going to a funeral. 268 00:23:37,959 --> 00:23:39,792 Colleague from last night, answer for me. 269 00:23:39,792 --> 00:23:41,751 Just say yes to everything. 270 00:23:52,125 --> 00:23:53,042 sure. 271 00:23:53,375 --> 00:23:54,459 What was that? 272 00:23:54,459 --> 00:23:57,792 He told you to cover for him at work tonight. 273 00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:00,876 No, he told me to go to work. 274 00:24:02,501 --> 00:24:04,292 Why did you say yes? 275 00:24:04,542 --> 00:24:06,626 You told me to say yes to everything. 276 00:24:06,626 --> 00:24:09,459 And he said he's got the flu. 277 00:24:15,626 --> 00:24:18,000 Well I could go as you. 278 00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:20,083 You think it's as easy as a hawker? 279 00:24:21,626 --> 00:24:22,834 You won't know what to do. 280 00:24:22,834 --> 00:24:24,459 You could teach me. 281 00:24:26,751 --> 00:24:31,209 What kind of work that you do after dark? 282 00:24:34,626 --> 00:24:36,375 I must charge. 283 00:24:36,459 --> 00:24:38,834 By the round or the hour? 284 00:24:38,834 --> 00:24:40,125 Each round, an hour. 285 00:24:40,125 --> 00:24:41,334 RMB 200 then. 286 00:24:42,292 --> 00:24:45,292 Are you ripping me off? 50. 287 00:24:47,959 --> 00:24:50,000 Do whatever I say. 288 00:24:50,250 --> 00:24:52,083 Got it, such a nag. 289 00:24:53,751 --> 00:24:55,626 It's Fat Boy who chatted with you online, 290 00:24:55,626 --> 00:24:56,918 he used my picture. 291 00:24:58,709 --> 00:25:01,459 Alright Shan Min, you're seeing my girl, 292 00:25:01,459 --> 00:25:03,125 pushed me into a ditch. 293 00:25:03,125 --> 00:25:04,334 Fat Boy, you're not that bad yourself, 294 00:25:04,334 --> 00:25:06,000 using my picture to chat girls up. 295 00:25:08,083 --> 00:25:10,751 Never mind, people make mistakes. 296 00:25:13,167 --> 00:25:14,626 what kind of a friend are you? 00:25:14:15 00:25:15:14 297 00:25:21,042 --> 00:25:22,667 I want to play Goodbye Song. 298 00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:23,918 No. 299 00:25:26,292 --> 00:25:27,334 No. 300 00:25:27,334 --> 00:25:28,584 I like it. 301 00:25:28,584 --> 00:25:29,667 I don't. 302 00:25:31,209 --> 00:25:33,375 I'll leave right now, if you don't play it. 303 00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:38,959 Fine. 304 00:25:40,959 --> 00:25:42,334 Read the script out, 305 00:25:42,334 --> 00:25:43,542 then play the song. 306 00:25:46,751 --> 00:25:47,959 On three, 307 00:25:48,334 --> 00:25:51,250 three, two, one. 308 00:25:52,042 --> 00:25:53,375 Good evening, everyone. 309 00:25:53,375 --> 00:25:56,042 You're now listening to Transparent City, 310 00:25:56,042 --> 00:25:57,209 music channel on FM96.8. 311 00:25:57,209 --> 00:25:59,209 I'm substitute DJ, Shan Min. 312 00:26:00,375 --> 00:26:03,209 Lovely notes will... 313 00:26:03,209 --> 00:26:05,876 The thing is... 314 00:26:05,876 --> 00:26:09,375 Shan Min, remember the moment. 315 00:26:09,375 --> 00:26:11,334 You're no longer a stutterer. 316 00:26:11,501 --> 00:26:16,083 You're more handsome than you thought when working. 317 00:26:25,584 --> 00:26:26,834 Here on a tour? 318 00:26:26,834 --> 00:26:28,751 What tour? I need to pee. 319 00:26:36,334 --> 00:26:37,959 I... 320 00:26:40,375 --> 00:26:44,792 I've just heard from Shan Min, 321 00:26:44,792 --> 00:26:47,000 you're the one I chatted with online. 322 00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:48,918 You don't need to explain for Shan Min. 323 00:26:49,584 --> 00:26:51,125 I never thought, 324 00:26:51,125 --> 00:26:53,375 there's no true love online anymore. 325 00:26:55,375 --> 00:26:59,209 I don't have a choice. 326 00:26:59,209 --> 00:27:02,042 But it's me who chatted with you. 327 00:27:19,334 --> 00:27:21,000 Sleep...you steamed bun. 328 00:27:22,459 --> 00:27:24,709 Are you a pig? Falling asleep like this? 329 00:27:24,709 --> 00:27:25,709 And you snore. 330 00:27:25,834 --> 00:27:28,375 Do you know how serious dead air is? 331 00:27:28,501 --> 00:27:29,959 Trying to get me fired? 332 00:27:30,083 --> 00:27:32,918 I was sleepy, what could I do? 333 00:27:33,918 --> 00:27:38,042 You're the one who snored. 334 00:27:41,167 --> 00:27:43,375 Very well, classmate Xiaoai. 335 00:27:43,792 --> 00:27:46,417 Since we're stuck together, 336 00:27:46,626 --> 00:27:51,042 we must live each other's lives. Let's make a pact. 337 00:27:51,042 --> 00:27:54,792 Sure, let's do that. 338 00:27:54,792 --> 00:27:55,792 Alright. 339 00:27:56,417 --> 00:27:59,209 First, work at the other's job. 340 00:27:59,334 --> 00:28:02,834 Do it according to the person's requests. 341 00:28:02,834 --> 00:28:07,459 Second, protect and respect each other's bodies. 342 00:28:07,459 --> 00:28:11,167 Third, we don't exchange our finances. 343 00:28:11,167 --> 00:28:17,417 Fine, I worked for you last night. Pay up. 344 00:28:18,459 --> 00:28:22,709 And you must prepare to work for me. 345 00:28:25,375 --> 00:28:26,918 What do you do? 346 00:28:27,626 --> 00:28:29,834 I date men. 347 00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:32,250 You're a rip off artist? 348 00:28:35,334 --> 00:28:37,876 I'm you. 349 00:28:58,125 --> 00:28:59,501 Don't wax my leg. 350 00:28:59,751 --> 00:29:00,542 What are you doing? 351 00:29:00,751 --> 00:29:01,834 My leg hairs. 352 00:29:01,834 --> 00:29:03,125 I'll poke your eyes. 353 00:29:19,626 --> 00:29:20,542 Mom. 354 00:29:47,375 --> 00:29:49,417 You two come home to eat this weekend. 355 00:29:55,292 --> 00:29:57,083 Hot blooded youngsters. 356 00:30:02,459 --> 00:30:05,501 I worked for you yesterday, and I need to play son on the weekend. 357 00:30:05,501 --> 00:30:07,626 You should start working for me too. 358 00:30:09,542 --> 00:30:17,209 Fine, but let me be clear. I don't sell my body. 359 00:30:17,209 --> 00:30:19,876 Fine. It's a deal. 360 00:30:20,417 --> 00:30:23,125 I will doll you up, 361 00:30:23,125 --> 00:30:24,417 buy some new clothes, 362 00:30:24,417 --> 00:30:26,501 you must learn to walk properly. 363 00:30:26,501 --> 00:30:29,334 Smile, sitting posture, manners. 364 00:30:29,501 --> 00:30:32,667 Spray on some perfume. 365 00:30:32,792 --> 00:30:35,083 I don't want to smell like a bun, 366 00:30:35,083 --> 00:30:36,167 that everyone wants a bite. 367 00:30:36,334 --> 00:30:41,375 Do you know the difference between a woman and a girl? 368 00:30:46,792 --> 00:30:47,751 The hymen? 369 00:30:47,751 --> 00:30:50,918 Sick minded. High heels! 370 00:32:22,167 --> 00:32:23,751 Let me introduce myself. 371 00:32:23,751 --> 00:32:25,459 I'm a man, 372 00:32:25,459 --> 00:32:27,667 and I love...women. 373 00:32:29,292 --> 00:32:31,792 That's pretty broad. 374 00:32:31,959 --> 00:32:35,709 I never meet up with online friends, except you. 375 00:32:35,709 --> 00:32:39,000 I never date men, you're an accident. 376 00:32:41,167 --> 00:32:42,167 Why's that? 377 00:32:42,167 --> 00:32:45,667 Because I like women. 378 00:32:46,751 --> 00:32:48,167 Since you're so straightforward. 379 00:32:48,167 --> 00:32:53,125 I'll tell you a secret, I'm a woman. 380 00:32:53,125 --> 00:32:57,542 And my secret is, I used to be a man. 381 00:32:58,167 --> 00:33:00,292 Then we're a perfect match. 382 00:33:01,417 --> 00:33:04,334 My match is right there, my husband. 383 00:33:04,334 --> 00:33:06,918 He said he used to be a woman. 384 00:33:06,918 --> 00:33:08,209 Let's ask him to join in. 385 00:33:09,792 --> 00:33:11,709 What a messy lifestyle. 386 00:33:11,709 --> 00:33:13,000 It's too scary. 387 00:33:19,125 --> 00:33:21,959 You did that on purpose, scaring him off. 388 00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:26,167 You should get the bill. 389 00:33:26,334 --> 00:33:27,375 What? 390 00:33:28,334 --> 00:33:30,751 Why should I get the bill on your date? 391 00:33:30,751 --> 00:33:32,083 Did you drink the coffee? 392 00:33:32,209 --> 00:33:33,667 Did you scare him off? 393 00:33:33,834 --> 00:33:35,542 I'm on this date for you. 394 00:33:36,417 --> 00:33:40,584 No matter what, men should pay the bill. 395 00:33:40,584 --> 00:33:41,501 But right now I'm... 396 00:33:43,918 --> 00:33:47,417 Perfect. I'm very pleased with you. 397 00:33:48,417 --> 00:33:49,792 Pleased about what? 398 00:33:51,125 --> 00:33:52,792 It hasn't been a minute yet. 399 00:33:55,125 --> 00:33:56,792 We're adults, 400 00:33:57,167 --> 00:33:59,167 let's just get straight to the point. 401 00:33:59,459 --> 00:34:03,334 I want a long term sweetheart, 402 00:34:03,876 --> 00:34:06,751 I'd pay for everything, we won't affect each other's lives. 403 00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:08,501 How much do you think I'm worth? 404 00:34:08,501 --> 00:34:10,709 No...please rephrase that. 405 00:34:10,709 --> 00:34:12,709 I don't need a hooker. 406 00:34:13,626 --> 00:34:14,959 What's the difference? 407 00:34:15,501 --> 00:34:19,501 I yearn for freedom, and some excitement. 408 00:34:19,584 --> 00:34:22,792 But I can't break the society's rules so openly. 409 00:34:22,792 --> 00:34:26,792 So I could only adapt, and be creative. 410 00:34:26,792 --> 00:34:31,626 You look like an educated person, 411 00:34:31,751 --> 00:34:34,125 why would you stoop so low? 412 00:34:34,250 --> 00:34:37,834 Humans exist as a form of carbohydrates living organism. 413 00:34:37,959 --> 00:34:40,083 We've the same basic needs, 414 00:34:40,083 --> 00:34:42,709 but we just express differently, 415 00:34:42,709 --> 00:34:44,542 under certain constraints. 416 00:34:45,626 --> 00:34:51,042 You can't run with the hare and hunt with the hounds. 417 00:34:51,042 --> 00:34:51,959 You! 418 00:34:55,042 --> 00:34:56,834 Maybe we're moving too fast, 419 00:34:56,959 --> 00:34:58,834 the souls can't keep up. 420 00:34:58,834 --> 00:35:00,000 Yes. 421 00:35:00,876 --> 00:35:03,083 Sure you're moving fast, judging by the tacky brand you wear. 422 00:35:03,083 --> 00:35:07,083 You can insult me, but not this brand. 423 00:35:07,083 --> 00:35:09,125 What? Do you want a fight? 424 00:35:09,626 --> 00:35:10,751 What do you want? 425 00:35:20,667 --> 00:35:22,542 Another potential business wrecked. 426 00:35:23,959 --> 00:35:26,751 I think you're just not up to it. 427 00:35:26,751 --> 00:35:27,876 Not up to it? 428 00:35:33,584 --> 00:35:36,709 True, I don't know how to handle men. 429 00:35:37,250 --> 00:35:38,959 Why don't you show me? 430 00:35:39,834 --> 00:35:41,083 Very well. 431 00:35:41,167 --> 00:35:44,417 Looks like I need to demonstrate. 432 00:35:55,042 --> 00:35:56,042 We've met before. 433 00:35:59,501 --> 00:36:00,584 I believe so. 434 00:36:01,459 --> 00:36:07,292 Just as I thought, let me have another look, 435 00:36:07,292 --> 00:36:10,417 to see if we're destined to be together. 436 00:36:20,792 --> 00:36:21,959 Who are you? 437 00:36:25,959 --> 00:36:28,292 He's my ex-boyfriend, Shan Min. 438 00:36:28,792 --> 00:36:30,501 He loves talking to himself. 439 00:36:30,501 --> 00:36:32,375 Idiot, what do you want? 440 00:36:42,250 --> 00:36:44,542 Come on, stop fidgeting. 441 00:36:45,584 --> 00:36:48,125 What should I do at your parents' place? 442 00:36:48,584 --> 00:36:50,584 Watch TV, don't do anything. 443 00:36:51,751 --> 00:36:55,292 So simple? How should I address... 444 00:36:55,292 --> 00:36:56,876 your dad when I see him? 445 00:36:56,876 --> 00:36:58,709 What do you mean? 446 00:36:58,709 --> 00:37:04,417 Papa, daddy or... 447 00:37:04,417 --> 00:37:05,959 Father. 448 00:37:08,083 --> 00:37:10,125 Whatever, you can call him Your Highness if you wish. 449 00:37:10,125 --> 00:37:13,000 Nonsense. Hold these. 450 00:37:17,292 --> 00:37:18,459 Hurry. 451 00:37:19,542 --> 00:37:21,542 What now? I'm a bit nervous. 452 00:37:21,542 --> 00:37:23,626 Repeat what you've said. 453 00:37:25,042 --> 00:37:29,292 Call the man dad, the woman mom. Talk less, eat more. 454 00:37:29,501 --> 00:37:30,292 Open the door. 455 00:37:35,167 --> 00:37:36,209 I'm home. 456 00:37:41,417 --> 00:37:46,125 Shan Min, introduce your girlfriend to everyone. 457 00:37:50,876 --> 00:37:55,042 This is my colleague, Xiaoai. 458 00:37:55,250 --> 00:37:59,125 Xiaoai, this is everyone. 459 00:38:00,626 --> 00:38:03,250 So rude, introduce properly. 460 00:38:11,918 --> 00:38:13,918 Eldest Uncle. Eldest Uncle. 461 00:38:14,584 --> 00:38:16,375 Youngest Uncle. Hello, Youngest Uncle. 462 00:38:16,626 --> 00:38:17,876 Second Uncle. Second Uncle. 463 00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:19,459 Little Uncle. Little Uncle. 464 00:38:19,626 --> 00:38:21,584 Little Aunt. Little Aunt. 465 00:38:25,042 --> 00:38:25,918 Dad. 466 00:38:26,918 --> 00:38:28,292 Dad, hello. 467 00:38:28,292 --> 00:38:29,834 You've missed me, Shan Min. 468 00:38:29,834 --> 00:38:30,792 Baby Aunt. 469 00:38:31,584 --> 00:38:33,501 Baby Aunt. Baby Aunt. 470 00:38:35,250 --> 00:38:36,167 Baby Aunt. 471 00:38:39,792 --> 00:38:43,459 Let's dig in, everyone. Eat up... 472 00:38:44,751 --> 00:38:45,667 Don't drink so much. 473 00:38:48,125 --> 00:38:52,959 Eat up, son. I made the stuffed lotus roots just for you. 474 00:38:52,959 --> 00:38:53,918 It's really good. 475 00:38:53,918 --> 00:38:54,918 Thanks, mom. 476 00:38:56,334 --> 00:38:58,459 Xiaoai, eat up. 477 00:38:58,459 --> 00:38:59,417 Make yourself at home. 478 00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:03,501 Try these prawns. 479 00:39:05,792 --> 00:39:09,626 Mom, dad. Shall we take a group picture? 480 00:39:09,626 --> 00:39:11,375 Sure... 481 00:39:11,834 --> 00:39:13,125 Good idea. 482 00:39:13,876 --> 00:39:15,334 Look over here please. 483 00:39:15,918 --> 00:39:17,542 Shan Min, come over. 484 00:39:17,542 --> 00:39:18,375 Sure. 485 00:39:24,709 --> 00:39:26,959 Mom's stuffed lotus roots are so yummy. 486 00:39:27,375 --> 00:39:28,959 Let's visit again. 487 00:39:29,292 --> 00:39:33,083 Watch your words, that's my mom, not yours. 488 00:39:33,334 --> 00:39:35,334 You really think you're family. 489 00:39:36,375 --> 00:39:39,501 I'm now, but you're not. 490 00:39:52,209 --> 00:39:53,417 What did you pinch me for? 491 00:39:53,417 --> 00:39:56,125 Stop staring. Just look into a mirror. 492 00:39:56,709 --> 00:39:57,959 Hey girl, 493 00:39:57,959 --> 00:40:00,250 you're quite a hottie, let's have some fun. 494 00:40:00,250 --> 00:40:02,250 What are you doing? Stop talking...stand still. 495 00:40:03,417 --> 00:40:07,000 No? Then let me cheer you up. 496 00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:10,167 Pick the washboard or the keyboard to kneel on. 497 00:40:10,167 --> 00:40:13,542 Sir, I don't do circus tricks. 498 00:40:13,542 --> 00:40:14,626 Please behave. 499 00:40:14,626 --> 00:40:15,584 It's my fault. 500 00:40:15,584 --> 00:40:19,751 I'll be your personal slave, 501 00:40:19,751 --> 00:40:23,501 I'll take up all the heavy duty work. 502 00:40:23,501 --> 00:40:24,792 Plus a daily massage. 503 00:40:24,792 --> 00:40:25,751 In your dreams. 504 00:40:56,501 --> 00:40:58,083 Get out! This is my place. 505 00:40:58,083 --> 00:40:59,501 I'm the real Shan Min. 506 00:40:59,501 --> 00:41:02,292 Who could prove it? Look at yourself now. 507 00:41:02,292 --> 00:41:03,626 You're not Shan Min. 508 00:41:29,125 --> 00:41:30,417 What a big flat. 509 00:41:31,417 --> 00:41:34,083 It's my dream to buy a flat like this. 510 00:41:34,250 --> 00:41:36,209 And I've dreamt to live on a yacht. 511 00:41:36,334 --> 00:41:37,501 You need to work for it. 512 00:41:37,709 --> 00:41:39,125 It's good to have dreams. 513 00:41:39,834 --> 00:41:45,334 This is FM...96.8. 514 00:41:48,667 --> 00:41:49,959 Classmate Shan Min, 515 00:41:49,959 --> 00:41:51,792 I didn't expect that you stutter. 516 00:41:52,042 --> 00:41:53,959 how could you be a host? 517 00:41:55,918 --> 00:41:59,000 What was that? It's none of your business. 518 00:41:59,083 --> 00:42:00,584 What if I stutter? Is it illegal? 519 00:42:00,584 --> 00:42:02,334 I don't want to discuss this, get to work. 520 00:42:03,375 --> 00:42:06,083 You spoke that clearly, 521 00:42:06,083 --> 00:42:08,417 and smoothly. 522 00:42:08,792 --> 00:42:09,918 What's so strange about it? 523 00:42:10,876 --> 00:42:13,959 I was a top student in my faculty. 524 00:42:15,751 --> 00:42:17,209 What happened? 525 00:42:17,334 --> 00:42:21,000 I was sent to be a radio host. 526 00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:24,083 But in my first live show, 527 00:42:37,626 --> 00:42:41,083 Turn on the microphone, hurry... 528 00:42:43,292 --> 00:42:44,542 Since then, 529 00:42:44,542 --> 00:42:47,334 I stutter in every single show. 530 00:42:47,834 --> 00:42:48,834 And after that? 531 00:42:48,876 --> 00:42:50,501 I became an editor. 532 00:42:50,667 --> 00:42:53,876 But you still hope to be a host, right? 533 00:42:55,918 --> 00:42:59,125 Who knows? Maybe. 534 00:42:59,709 --> 00:43:04,792 Hang in there, the path to realize one's dream, 535 00:43:04,792 --> 00:43:06,959 is full of obstacles. 536 00:43:17,792 --> 00:43:19,250 This is a big invention, 537 00:43:19,250 --> 00:43:20,584 imitating the current of a thunder. 538 00:43:24,751 --> 00:43:27,709 What have you done to my toy? 539 00:43:31,501 --> 00:43:34,584 What's the point to live like us? 540 00:43:34,584 --> 00:43:35,792 Living half man half woman? 541 00:43:35,792 --> 00:43:37,709 This is completely safe, 542 00:43:37,709 --> 00:43:39,459 let me show you. 543 00:43:41,667 --> 00:43:43,000 Help me! 544 00:43:44,542 --> 00:43:46,459 I've tested this many times, 545 00:43:46,459 --> 00:43:49,751 would I risk harming myself? 546 00:43:50,542 --> 00:43:51,417 No. 547 00:43:52,542 --> 00:43:55,292 It's real simple, I'll show you again. 548 00:43:59,667 --> 00:44:00,918 Shan Min... 549 00:44:06,417 --> 00:44:09,125 Shan Min, are you alright? 550 00:44:11,459 --> 00:44:12,709 Shan Min, are you okay? 551 00:44:15,292 --> 00:00:00,000 You steamed bun! 552 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:06,000 51293609 Agricultural Bank for details) 553 00:44:46,626 --> 00:44:49,292 Hello, this is Agricultural Bank's credit card centre. 554 00:44:49,292 --> 00:44:50,501 I want a BBQ pork rice. 555 00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:55,083 This is Agricultural Bank's credit card centre. 556 00:44:58,626 --> 00:45:00,042 Aren't you Fat Boy? 557 00:45:00,042 --> 00:45:01,334 Sorry, wrong number. 558 00:45:03,334 --> 00:45:04,542 Unbelievable. 559 00:45:10,501 --> 00:45:11,334 Hello. 560 00:45:11,334 --> 00:45:12,626 Is this Agricultural Bank's credit card centre? 561 00:45:12,626 --> 00:45:13,876 Yes. 562 00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:15,125 I want a BBQ pork rice. 563 00:45:16,334 --> 00:45:18,501 Are you nuts? This is a bank. We don't have BBQ pork rice. 564 00:45:29,167 --> 00:45:31,542 Is this the credit card centre of Agricultural Bank? 565 00:45:31,542 --> 00:45:32,584 Yes, hello. 566 00:45:33,375 --> 00:45:34,834 Did anyone look for me earlier? 567 00:45:35,584 --> 00:45:36,751 And you are? 568 00:45:36,751 --> 00:45:38,042 I'm Fat Boy. 569 00:45:38,167 --> 00:45:40,584 The one who delivers BBQ pork rice. 570 00:45:43,334 --> 00:45:45,834 I'm Fat Boy, I deliver BBQ pork rice. 571 00:45:51,250 --> 00:45:53,876 Hello, this is FM96.8 572 00:45:54,334 --> 00:45:57,292 I'm tonight's... 573 00:45:57,292 --> 00:45:58,250 Hold on. 574 00:45:58,417 --> 00:46:01,417 Put your hand down, don't move. 575 00:46:01,417 --> 00:46:03,459 Hello, I'm tonight's... 576 00:46:06,292 --> 00:46:07,417 I can't do it. 577 00:46:07,417 --> 00:46:08,709 You can...I'll help. 578 00:46:08,709 --> 00:46:10,792 It's a habit, I won't do this. 579 00:46:10,792 --> 00:46:12,792 Hold your hand down. 580 00:46:13,083 --> 00:46:14,292 I'm tonight's DJ. 581 00:46:18,042 --> 00:46:19,626 I just can't, I don't want to do this. 582 00:46:28,375 --> 00:46:29,250 Again. 583 00:46:39,209 --> 00:46:41,334 Xiaoai, hurry. Answer this call for me. 584 00:46:41,334 --> 00:46:43,542 What is it? Why panic? 585 00:46:44,334 --> 00:46:45,667 Never mind who this is. 586 00:46:45,667 --> 00:46:47,459 Her name is Yu Jiajia, I call her Fishie. 587 00:46:47,709 --> 00:46:49,292 Fish bait. 588 00:46:52,083 --> 00:46:55,042 Dog food, no, fish bait. 589 00:46:55,042 --> 00:46:57,292 What was that? You're out of line, Shan Min. 590 00:46:57,292 --> 00:46:59,083 I want to see you tonight, where are you hiding? 591 00:47:00,459 --> 00:47:04,250 You want to see me? Sorry, fish bait. 592 00:47:04,250 --> 00:47:08,125 I need to go to the movies with my wife, and... 593 00:47:09,209 --> 00:47:10,417 What rubbish was that? 594 00:47:10,834 --> 00:47:12,876 No, you told me to say this. 595 00:47:12,876 --> 00:47:15,834 Did I mention dog food, cat food and the movies? 596 00:47:20,584 --> 00:47:22,918 Bag things come in pairs, here's another one. 597 00:47:22,918 --> 00:47:24,042 Let me answer it... 598 00:47:24,042 --> 00:47:25,083 No way. 599 00:47:34,584 --> 00:47:35,584 Who is it? Who is it? 600 00:47:37,292 --> 00:47:38,501 Let me see. 601 00:47:39,584 --> 00:47:41,417 Open up, Shan Min. 602 00:47:41,417 --> 00:47:43,292 Help me out, go and hide inside. 603 00:47:43,292 --> 00:47:44,626 Open the door, Shan Min. 604 00:47:44,626 --> 00:47:46,667 You should be the one hiding, 605 00:47:47,042 --> 00:47:48,459 not me. 606 00:47:54,542 --> 00:47:57,542 Why have you been hiding from me? Not answering my calls? 607 00:47:57,542 --> 00:47:58,667 Unique taste in women. 608 00:47:58,667 --> 00:48:01,209 Is there someone else? 609 00:48:01,876 --> 00:48:03,125 I've plenty of ex-girlfriends. 610 00:48:05,834 --> 00:48:07,042 Someone in the room? 611 00:48:14,375 --> 00:48:20,167 I'm a part time maid, here to clean the windows. 612 00:48:30,876 --> 00:48:34,209 His dirty laundry, I need to wash this. 613 00:48:34,876 --> 00:48:39,792 Say something, cousin. 614 00:48:45,083 --> 00:48:48,834 Truth is, I'm his cousin. 615 00:48:52,167 --> 00:48:53,584 Your cousin is really hot. 616 00:48:56,209 --> 00:49:00,667 This isn't what you think, dear. There's nothing between me and her. 617 00:49:08,250 --> 00:49:09,042 It stinks. 618 00:49:10,584 --> 00:49:11,459 You won't tell us? 619 00:49:13,709 --> 00:49:15,375 Xiaoai, use force if he refuses to tell. 620 00:49:16,042 --> 00:49:17,876 Will you tell us? 621 00:49:17,876 --> 00:49:18,834 Tell us. 622 00:49:20,792 --> 00:49:21,375 Will you tell us? 623 00:49:21,375 --> 00:49:23,083 Tell us. You're illiterate. 624 00:49:23,542 --> 00:49:24,751 You wrote this wrong. 625 00:49:24,751 --> 00:49:25,626 One stroke less. 626 00:49:25,626 --> 00:49:27,876 What now? I thought that doesn't look right. 627 00:49:27,876 --> 00:49:28,709 Too dumb. 628 00:49:32,042 --> 00:49:33,209 Tell us. 629 00:49:33,209 --> 00:49:34,751 Fine... 630 00:49:37,167 --> 00:49:40,125 I was dumped eight times, 631 00:49:40,125 --> 00:49:41,584 divorced eight times, 632 00:49:41,584 --> 00:49:44,626 I still don't know women. 633 00:49:44,834 --> 00:49:48,834 So I've been researching hard, 634 00:49:49,834 --> 00:49:53,209 inventing this soul-swapping machine. 635 00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:56,501 Which was the burnt umbrella. 636 00:49:57,626 --> 00:50:04,501 That was meant for a loving couple to make up. 637 00:50:04,501 --> 00:50:08,292 For rekindling love. 638 00:50:08,292 --> 00:50:09,834 Are you nuts? You old fool. 639 00:50:10,542 --> 00:50:13,042 But how to swap back? 640 00:50:13,250 --> 00:50:14,626 I think... 641 00:50:15,334 --> 00:50:17,792 if you love each other, 642 00:50:17,834 --> 00:50:19,959 then you can swap back. 643 00:50:21,209 --> 00:50:22,501 Rotten old man. 644 00:50:22,501 --> 00:50:23,709 You've ruined us. 645 00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:25,125 Listen to me. 646 00:50:25,125 --> 00:50:25,959 Go on. 647 00:50:28,626 --> 00:50:31,542 It's true. Absolutely. 648 00:50:31,542 --> 00:50:33,167 Nothing but the truth. 649 00:50:33,375 --> 00:50:35,626 I experienced on a bench. 650 00:50:35,709 --> 00:50:40,375 Flowers bloom out of it, if it's full of love. 651 00:50:40,501 --> 00:50:42,209 Are we benches? 652 00:50:42,792 --> 00:50:44,083 Xiaoai, beat him up. 653 00:50:45,125 --> 00:50:46,876 Wait... 654 00:50:46,876 --> 00:50:49,542 You're out of options, 655 00:50:51,167 --> 00:50:52,501 if you want to swap back, 656 00:50:55,083 --> 00:50:56,250 there's no choice except... 657 00:50:57,250 --> 00:50:58,250 to love each other. 658 00:51:01,626 --> 00:51:02,584 Unbelievable. 00:51:10:10 00:51:13:03 00:51:31:10 00:51:33:02 659 00:51:42,334 --> 00:51:44,334 I've run out of water. 00:51:45:22 00:51:46:21 00:51:53:17 00:51:55:09 660 00:52:15,417 --> 00:52:16,834 Faster. 661 00:52:17,501 --> 00:52:19,209 Some rhythm please. 662 00:52:20,459 --> 00:52:22,167 You've no feelings. 00:52:33:12 00:52:34:14 00:52:38:17 00:52:41:01 663 00:53:25,375 --> 00:53:26,250 Hello, 664 00:53:26,250 --> 00:53:29,083 you're listening to music channel on FM96.8, 665 00:53:29,083 --> 00:53:30,959 I'm tonight's DJ Shan Min. 666 00:53:30,959 --> 00:53:32,918 That was the song Celery, 667 00:53:32,918 --> 00:53:36,459 and coming up next, Tibetan Plateau. 00:53:48:08 00:53:49:05 668 00:54:35,250 --> 00:54:36,417 Where's your master? 669 00:54:38,292 --> 00:54:41,167 The Tang Priest. Aren't you off to the west? 670 00:54:42,334 --> 00:54:43,834 No I'm not. 671 00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:46,626 Too many demons on the road. 672 00:54:47,792 --> 00:54:51,375 Sort out human's matters, before monkey business. 673 00:54:52,876 --> 00:54:55,542 I'm King Kong, from U.S. 674 00:54:56,042 --> 00:55:00,417 Any monkeys which interfere with our social order must be punished. 00:55:02:22 00:55:04:02 675 00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:11,042 I want you. 676 00:55:15,209 --> 00:55:18,417 I think the reason we can't swap back, 677 00:55:18,417 --> 00:55:21,209 is due to our conservative ways. 678 00:55:22,501 --> 00:55:23,959 Look at those romantic films, 679 00:55:23,959 --> 00:55:25,751 the leads will sleep together once they're in love. 680 00:55:26,501 --> 00:55:30,709 It's the only way to bond physically and mentally. 681 00:55:31,876 --> 00:55:32,959 Are you listening? 682 00:55:32,959 --> 00:55:34,876 I don't sleep around. 683 00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:36,334 Is that right? 684 00:55:36,959 --> 00:55:40,459 Stop pretending. I've had enough of you. 685 00:55:40,709 --> 00:55:42,959 You change girlfriends like you change clothes. 686 00:55:42,959 --> 00:55:45,501 At least you'd wash and iron your clothes. 687 00:55:45,501 --> 00:55:46,918 But you just ignore the women. 688 00:55:48,501 --> 00:55:52,834 How many hearts are broken by men like you? 689 00:55:53,125 --> 00:55:54,375 I'm getting so annoyed. 690 00:55:54,375 --> 00:55:56,000 How come women are always the victims? 691 00:55:56,209 --> 00:56:00,792 Since I've been given this golden opportunity, 692 00:56:02,501 --> 00:56:03,792 I must bring justice to the men, 693 00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:06,959 let you have a taste of it, 694 00:56:07,250 --> 00:56:09,459 what it's like being bullied. 695 00:56:10,626 --> 00:56:11,542 What are you doing? 696 00:56:11,542 --> 00:56:12,667 Stop running. 697 00:56:15,334 --> 00:56:17,167 Don't come any closer. You can't run. 698 00:56:17,167 --> 00:56:18,542 What are you doing? I'm calling the police. 699 00:56:18,542 --> 00:56:19,417 Go on then. 700 00:56:24,209 --> 00:56:25,209 I won't let you. 701 00:56:25,209 --> 00:56:26,501 Stop running. 702 00:56:27,209 --> 00:56:28,709 Don't make me beat up a woman. 703 00:56:30,375 --> 00:56:31,667 Enough. 704 00:56:38,709 --> 00:56:41,000 A woman once told me, 705 00:56:41,167 --> 00:56:43,334 it's tiring to love me, 706 00:56:44,792 --> 00:56:46,751 so she chose to hate me. 707 00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:49,709 She told me later, 708 00:56:49,876 --> 00:56:53,751 she suffered more when she hated me. 709 00:56:54,751 --> 00:56:55,792 What's the matter? 710 00:56:56,125 --> 00:56:58,876 So, I've a plan. 711 00:57:01,667 --> 00:57:05,751 My ID, ATM card, passbook, 712 00:57:08,083 --> 00:57:09,250 title deed, 713 00:57:11,042 --> 00:57:12,501 keys to my parents' place. 714 00:57:16,209 --> 00:57:20,751 What are you doing? I might run with the cash. 715 00:57:25,417 --> 00:57:26,542 Xiaoai, 716 00:57:35,876 --> 00:57:39,542 we've really messed it up, 717 00:57:42,501 --> 00:57:44,542 I doubt that we could ever swap back. 718 00:57:46,459 --> 00:57:50,209 Stop it, you're scaring me. 719 00:57:54,209 --> 00:57:55,751 Maybe this is for the better, 720 00:57:57,417 --> 00:57:58,918 the old Shan Min was selfish, 721 00:58:00,334 --> 00:58:02,792 just hoping to be a host, not doing anything right. 722 00:58:04,584 --> 00:58:09,000 But the current Shan Min is better, 723 00:58:09,459 --> 00:58:13,250 being a host and a son. 724 00:58:17,209 --> 00:58:20,626 So I've thought about it, 725 00:58:22,083 --> 00:58:23,542 I plan to leave for a period. 726 00:58:24,584 --> 00:58:26,167 To change my lifestyle. 727 00:58:30,876 --> 00:58:35,834 If it's about last night, can't I apologize? 728 00:58:39,626 --> 00:58:41,959 Remember to visit my parents for me. 729 00:59:19,083 --> 00:59:21,083 You're crazy! This is murder. 730 00:59:21,083 --> 00:59:22,667 Just do a good job being you. 731 00:59:23,834 --> 00:59:24,959 If you fall and die, 732 00:59:24,959 --> 00:59:26,626 then who dies? And who lives? 733 00:59:29,542 --> 00:59:32,834 From this day on, you're me. 734 00:59:33,876 --> 00:59:35,000 And who are you? 735 00:59:35,000 --> 00:59:39,250 I wish I was myself, but sadly not. 736 00:59:39,626 --> 00:59:42,667 You've become me, I can't lose you. 737 00:59:42,667 --> 00:59:44,209 Do you know you've terminal illness? 738 00:59:46,125 --> 00:59:47,709 I've been to the hospital. 739 00:59:48,876 --> 00:59:50,167 I'm dying. 740 00:59:54,083 --> 00:59:56,125 Didn't you notice when you had your nosebleeds? 741 00:59:57,709 --> 00:59:59,626 I'm dying in your place now. 742 01:00:23,834 --> 01:00:27,167 I'm not sick, it's misdiagnosed. I'm not dying. 743 01:00:43,417 --> 01:00:45,250 You should keep on faking. 744 01:00:47,292 --> 01:00:49,709 Who knows we might swap back. 745 01:00:57,709 --> 01:00:59,918 I admit it's a lie. 746 01:01:01,250 --> 01:01:04,501 I thought terminal illness can make us fall in love. 747 01:01:06,334 --> 01:01:08,250 We've been thru it all. It's love at first sight, 748 01:01:08,709 --> 01:01:10,167 sweet romance, 749 01:01:12,834 --> 01:01:15,083 life and death. 750 01:01:16,292 --> 01:01:19,334 The only thing missing is hatred now. 751 01:01:21,167 --> 01:01:26,459 Love and hatred goes together. 752 01:01:29,000 --> 01:01:30,542 Looks like my plan is working. 753 01:01:31,542 --> 01:01:35,125 But why do I have a bad vibe? 754 01:01:39,626 --> 01:01:40,542 What is this? 755 01:01:46,709 --> 01:01:48,167 I've paid deposit on a yacht. 756 01:01:54,250 --> 01:01:55,751 You sold my flat? 757 01:01:56,792 --> 01:02:00,918 Don't you want to live on a yacht? Where else could I find the money? 758 01:02:01,667 --> 01:02:04,125 There's not enough. 759 01:02:04,125 --> 01:02:06,792 Don't you know? The property prices are crazy now. 760 01:02:07,584 --> 01:02:09,250 Are you crazy? 761 01:02:09,250 --> 01:02:10,292 You're the one who's crazy. 762 01:02:11,709 --> 01:02:15,250 Con artist, you scam people for a living. 763 01:02:15,250 --> 01:02:17,876 You are rotten to the core. 764 01:02:18,626 --> 01:02:22,167 Listen, we can't swap back now, 765 01:02:22,167 --> 01:02:25,250 that's because you're not sincere. 766 01:02:25,584 --> 01:02:28,751 As if you're, chatting up girls all day. 767 01:02:28,751 --> 01:02:31,167 Telling every girl she's special. 768 01:02:31,167 --> 01:02:33,209 You stutter when you need to say anything serious. 769 01:02:33,250 --> 01:02:35,501 The wall of speakers won't help. 770 01:02:35,501 --> 01:02:36,501 Showy, not practical. 771 01:02:37,209 --> 01:02:37,709 I'll beat you to a pulp. 772 01:02:37,709 --> 01:02:38,792 We're similar, 773 01:02:38,792 --> 01:02:39,918 stay out of each other's business. 774 01:02:41,876 --> 01:02:45,459 Just wait and see, Xiaoai. 775 01:02:45,501 --> 01:02:46,834 Move aside. 776 01:02:57,709 --> 01:03:00,209 Please write down the organs you'd donate. 777 01:03:00,834 --> 01:03:01,375 The heart. 778 01:03:01,375 --> 01:03:02,834 Very well, please write heart here. 779 01:03:03,292 --> 01:03:04,542 Fine, I'll donate my heart too. 780 01:03:04,542 --> 01:03:07,417 Let me get you a form, 781 01:03:07,417 --> 01:03:09,209 please fill in your particulars. 782 01:03:09,292 --> 01:03:12,083 Nurse, I'll donate my pancreas. 783 01:03:12,542 --> 01:03:14,000 My liver. 784 01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:15,083 Cornea. 785 01:03:15,083 --> 01:03:16,042 Lungs. 786 01:03:16,042 --> 01:03:16,834 Bone marrow. 787 01:03:16,834 --> 01:03:19,042 Kidneys, won't be of use anyway. 788 01:03:19,042 --> 01:03:19,709 Skin. 789 01:03:19,709 --> 01:03:20,584 Colon. 790 01:03:21,459 --> 01:03:24,292 You don't need to donate that. 791 01:03:27,250 --> 01:03:29,167 You can dish up a feast with those. 792 01:03:32,417 --> 01:03:34,250 Fine, I'll donate everything. 793 01:03:35,125 --> 01:03:37,667 The form... 794 01:03:43,083 --> 01:03:45,000 You're really something, going to the hospital, 795 01:03:45,000 --> 01:03:46,000 donating my organs. 796 01:03:46,000 --> 01:03:48,375 So? I'm trying to do good deeds for you. 797 01:03:48,375 --> 01:03:49,459 There's no need to. 798 01:03:51,876 --> 01:03:52,959 What are you looking at? 799 01:03:52,959 --> 01:03:54,918 Give me the donation form, I'll have a look. 800 01:03:55,792 --> 01:03:56,876 Look at your own. 801 01:03:57,042 --> 01:03:58,792 I want yours. I don't want to be a donor. 802 01:03:59,167 --> 01:04:00,292 I won't let you. 803 01:04:00,959 --> 01:04:05,000 What are you doing? Stop it. 804 01:04:08,125 --> 01:04:09,167 What are you doing? 805 01:04:09,167 --> 01:04:10,292 Spit it out. 806 01:04:10,292 --> 01:04:12,626 What was that? I won't go easy on men. 807 01:04:12,959 --> 01:04:15,042 Spit it out. 808 01:04:20,459 --> 01:04:21,542 Just because you've a handle, 809 01:04:21,542 --> 01:04:22,501 I don't need to listen to you. 810 01:04:22,626 --> 01:04:23,751 You steamed bun. 811 01:04:26,083 --> 01:04:28,167 Dad, what's a handle? 812 01:04:28,167 --> 01:04:29,876 Handle of the teapot. 813 01:04:29,876 --> 01:04:32,876 Dad, I want a handle too. 814 01:04:32,876 --> 01:04:37,876 Then mom will buy me lots of ice-cream. 815 01:04:41,876 --> 01:04:45,792 I've asked someone to replace you, 816 01:04:45,792 --> 01:04:47,459 you can take a break from work. 817 01:04:48,042 --> 01:04:49,209 We'll contact you about the outcome. 818 01:04:49,626 --> 01:04:50,542 Boss... 819 01:04:51,459 --> 01:04:54,792 That's it, I've other business. 820 01:05:03,542 --> 01:05:06,584 You think it's part of my plan? 821 01:05:07,959 --> 01:05:10,751 No, it's spun out of control. 822 01:05:37,209 --> 01:05:38,167 Shan Min. 823 01:05:39,626 --> 01:05:40,667 Have some fruits. 824 01:06:01,501 --> 01:06:05,209 Hello, you're listening to Transparent City. 825 01:06:05,209 --> 01:06:06,375 I'm Fat Boy. It's broken. 826 01:06:06,876 --> 01:06:10,792 Why did you have to set the timer? 827 01:06:11,834 --> 01:06:15,501 Your dad is used to listening to the radio at this hour. 828 01:06:21,125 --> 01:06:23,751 Mom, I'll give you a live broadcast. 829 01:06:29,876 --> 01:06:33,792 Thanks for tuning into FM96.8, Transparent City. 830 01:06:33,792 --> 01:06:35,584 I'm your DJ Shan Min. 831 01:06:35,584 --> 01:06:39,417 Thanks for those who tune in everyday. 832 01:06:39,417 --> 01:06:41,417 With your love and support, 833 01:06:41,417 --> 01:06:43,667 Shan Min could go further... 834 01:06:43,667 --> 01:06:48,125 And now, my beautiful partner. 835 01:07:03,918 --> 01:07:07,250 Yes, Shan Min is very lucky. 836 01:07:09,501 --> 01:07:14,083 I trust he'll cherish those who love him more. 837 01:07:17,042 --> 01:07:20,626 And now, after some meddling, 838 01:07:20,626 --> 01:07:25,083 the lucky listeners are my dad and mom. 839 01:07:25,584 --> 01:07:27,751 And my partner and me. 840 01:07:28,000 --> 01:07:29,626 The big prize is... 841 01:07:30,375 --> 01:07:33,459 a luxurious yacht cruise, 7 days trip in the Maldives. 842 01:07:35,334 --> 01:07:39,626 Watching sunrise, shark fishing in the afternoon, 843 01:07:39,626 --> 01:07:44,250 Champagne and lobsters dinner, as the sun sets into the ocean, 844 01:07:44,250 --> 01:07:50,959 we're in black tie, and starting to play mahjong. 845 01:08:38,000 --> 01:08:40,459 My love... Run! 846 01:10:10,667 --> 01:10:12,501 I'm a man. 847 01:10:16,751 --> 01:10:17,792 Xiaoai. 848 01:10:23,959 --> 01:10:25,167 Oh, I'm returning these. 849 01:10:25,918 --> 01:10:26,751 Bank passbook. 850 01:10:30,125 --> 01:10:31,209 ID card. 851 01:10:31,542 --> 01:10:32,334 Electricity card. 852 01:10:33,501 --> 01:10:34,375 ATM card. 853 01:10:36,584 --> 01:10:37,667 Mom and dad's keys. 854 01:11:02,417 --> 01:11:05,959 I want to eat mom's stuffed lotus roots. 855 01:11:08,042 --> 01:11:12,250 I want to have Fat Boy as my pal. 856 01:11:13,751 --> 01:11:16,542 I still want to shave. 857 01:11:17,000 --> 01:11:23,042 I still want to pee standing up. 858 01:12:07,709 --> 01:12:10,667 Shan Min, drop by the station this afternoon. 859 01:12:11,292 --> 01:12:12,918 Bring your girlfriend along. 860 01:12:13,334 --> 01:12:14,334 Remember. 861 01:12:15,501 --> 01:12:19,083 This is a first in our country's organ donation field. 862 01:12:19,083 --> 01:12:20,209 Here they are... 863 01:12:22,501 --> 01:12:24,250 Buddy, you're famous. 864 01:12:24,626 --> 01:12:27,334 You must give me an exclusive interview later. 865 01:12:27,334 --> 01:12:29,626 Shan Min, did you two plan on being donors together? 866 01:12:29,626 --> 01:12:31,751 Is this your way of expressing love? 867 01:12:31,751 --> 01:12:33,417 Tell us more about your romance. 868 01:12:39,167 --> 01:12:40,542 In this day and age, 869 01:12:40,751 --> 01:12:42,542 some people express love through materials, 870 01:12:42,667 --> 01:12:44,125 others just play the field. 871 01:12:44,292 --> 01:12:48,167 We hope to prove our love... 872 01:12:48,334 --> 01:12:49,667 through a meaningful way. 873 01:12:50,542 --> 01:12:53,501 We hope to spread our love... 01:12:53:12 01:12:54:11 874 01:12:54,751 --> 01:12:58,000 Marry him... 875 01:12:58,000 --> 01:12:59,876 I do. 876 01:13:04,042 --> 01:13:05,292 You steamed bun! 877 01:13:22,083 --> 01:13:23,792 You're not my type. 878 01:13:23,792 --> 01:13:25,042 I can't find any biceps. 879 01:13:27,751 --> 01:13:30,709 This is my type, looks like a steamed bun. 880 01:13:30,709 --> 01:13:31,626 Get lost... 881 01:14:59,167 --> 01:15:00,292 Xiaoai... 882 01:15:00,292 --> 01:15:03,000 Xiaoai... 883 01:15:04,626 --> 01:15:05,918 Xiaoai...where are you? 884 01:15:07,626 --> 01:15:10,209 Xiaoai... 885 01:15:29,876 --> 01:15:33,334 I grew up in an orphanage. 886 01:15:38,834 --> 01:15:42,292 I've never had any family. 887 01:15:55,959 --> 01:15:59,542 Some scam for a better living. 888 01:15:59,876 --> 01:16:02,334 I scam for a place to live. 889 01:16:04,501 --> 01:16:08,501 But this time, 890 01:16:09,292 --> 01:16:10,876 I've scammed something money can't buy. 891 01:16:13,792 --> 01:16:17,542 But I can't keep, what started as a lie. 892 01:16:30,584 --> 01:16:32,125 This game should end. 893 01:17:28,959 --> 01:17:30,542 Hello. 894 01:17:30,709 --> 01:17:33,292 This is FM96.8, 895 01:17:34,709 --> 01:17:37,918 today is the first show of Transparent Genders. 896 01:17:39,334 --> 01:17:40,542 I'm DJ Shan Min. 897 01:17:43,250 --> 01:17:44,959 Thanks for tuning in. 898 01:17:45,792 --> 01:17:50,209 With you, Shan Min could go further... 899 01:17:52,918 --> 01:17:58,250 Let me sing a song to begin. 900 01:18:03,000 --> 01:18:08,000 In the beginning, I only believed, 901 01:18:08,459 --> 01:18:14,501 love is above all. 902 01:18:16,042 --> 01:18:21,501 I could only see clearly in the end, 903 01:18:21,709 --> 01:18:27,042 destiny is what remains strong. 904 01:18:29,417 --> 01:18:35,000 You still choose to go back. 905 01:18:35,709 --> 01:18:40,626 He breaks your heart, but you refuse to wake up. 906 01:18:42,667 --> 01:18:48,667 You said love is a dream. 907 01:18:48,667 --> 01:18:55,167 I could only return, the happiness I borrowed from you. 908 01:18:55,334 --> 01:19:01,209 It's lonely when I can't stay on. 909 01:19:01,834 --> 01:19:08,000 There's nothing except a song of goodbye. 910 01:19:08,501 --> 01:19:15,375 An embrace the second before the heart breaks. 911 01:19:15,584 --> 01:19:22,000 Sending you a goodbye song with my heartbeat. 912 01:19:46,584 --> 01:19:49,876 Someone very special to me has left. 913 01:19:50,834 --> 01:19:52,334 I need to tell her. 914 01:19:52,876 --> 01:19:55,667 You're me, I can't lose you. 915 01:19:57,417 --> 01:19:59,042 At this moment, 916 01:19:59,167 --> 01:20:01,083 she could be besides us. 917 01:20:01,751 --> 01:20:03,417 If you're listening, 918 01:20:03,417 --> 01:20:06,292 I hope you'll turn up the volume. 919 01:20:06,292 --> 01:20:07,834 So that she could hear this... 920 01:21:33,876 --> 01:21:35,542 If I were you. 921 01:21:35,542 --> 01:21:37,834 I could love you like myself. 922 01:21:39,250 --> 01:21:40,250 Am I you? 923 01:21:41,209 --> 01:21:42,209 Yes. 924 01:21:43,042 --> 01:21:46,209 So, I must love you like myself. 01:21:48:01 01:21:52:04 925 01:24:30,375 --> 01:24:31,959 I haven't thrown up yet, why have you already?